Ip Man 4 recent release is not the original ip man 4

 1. The movie is part of an art project.

2. In one part, a fighter touches a DJ record pad with his foot. The words of 

"Ike and Tina Turner are played."

3. There is a secret city.

4. He and another master have dialogues in the local paper.

5. "I am the teacher" and "I am the student"

6. His wife sells the baby/son. Ip man has nothing more to do with her.

7. His nemesis is Ice Pick Man who uses an ice pick to win ring fights.

8. Ip Man, the other teacher, and the students defeat Ice Pick man and his group

using reason and martial arts.

9. A film of Ip Man practicing on a wooden "doll" is part of the film.

10. Ip Mans passing is shown in the film through indirect referencing.

11. Ip Man does not visit America. Bruce Lee visits him. Ip Man rejects Bruce Lee

 for some reason.

Why is that version no longer available.

I believe, Wilson Yip and Raymond Wong, that you also saw the original Ip Man 4 which was an artistic film

by either a school in Hong Kong or a school from Mainland China.

Startling news from Sussex County, England

 (AP) (Reuters)

It seems that the recent meteor shower has given Elton John super powers.

"There was a meteor shower; and, I guess it gave some sort of extradimensional

energy to the local bovine population, " stated Professor Emeritus Eaton Otemiel.

Elton John later on described himself walking out into a field to pet a cow.

"Criminy, " he stated, " I just touched her when she opened her mouth and 

bit me. I could feel my body changing and me growing stronger."

When asked what his super hero name should be, Sir John  stated,

" Well, since you know that Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider to

become Spiderman, then - since it was a radioactive cow  - I should be

called the Dairy Queen."

"I have an inkling, " said Professor Eaton Otemiel, "that he is going to milk

this for all it is worth."

"You had better moooove out of my way when I see you again,"

retorted Sir John.