Stretching it thin and then some

 If a tree falls

and no one hears it

yet there are animals 

all around in the woods

along with insects

that are able to

distinguish sounds

does this mean

that humans are proctological

contortionists

who have their heads

up their own

and everyone else's

arses

because

we certainly

do not have

our shit together.

Now,

if I am able

to realize my own faults

then why do you

(general plural and singular

and in this I include myself along with

others)

think that I am not able

to hear you

While knowing myself to talk

enough senseless

self righteous

nonsense.