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It seems that the recent meteor shower has given Elton John super powers.
"There was a meteor shower; and, I guess it gave some sort of extradimensional
energy to the local bovine population, " stated Professor Emeritus Eaton Otemiel.
Elton John later on described himself walking out into a field to pet a cow.
"Criminy, " he stated, " I just touched her when she opened her mouth and
bit me. I could feel my body changing and me growing stronger."
When asked what his super hero name should be, Sir John stated,
" Well, since you know that Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider to
become Spiderman, then - since it was a radioactive cow - I should be
called the Dairy Queen."
"I have an inkling, " said Professor Eaton Otemiel, "that he is going to milk
this for all it is worth."
"You had better moooove out of my way when I see you again,"
retorted Sir John.
