A penny for your thoughts because I have very little cents (sense)

 Say the title out loud so In get my own joke.

"Mister Lincoln?"

"Yes, son?"

"How long should a man's legs be?"

"Long enough to reach the ground

while letting him get around.

Strong enough to bust a move

When he hears a funky groove. 

Limber enough for him to walk crazy

when he sees some sexy ladies."

"I clearly understand, Mister Lincoln,

All those things that you are thinking.

It takes more than that to make it right.

You also need arms to hold them tight."

"Yes, son, you also need ears

and hands to wipe away their tears.

So, speak the truth and not tell lies.

Be honest when you look in their eyes."

"Mister Lincoln, I understand

I need to be gentle and a man.

I'll end our conversation

with positive thoughts and imagination."

Now, this truth that I have found

is if you love someone your mind is sound.

Dinner is served.

 You will be having:

Alphabet soup with

Chunks of chitterlings - chit'lings that is-

because of all that shit

you be talking.

Just imagine me rotating

my super sized alien brain

while doing a Z snap

with both hands.

Stretching it thin and then some

 If a tree falls

and no one hears it

yet there are animals 

all around in the woods

along with insects

that are able to

distinguish sounds

does this mean

that humans are proctological

contortionists

who have their heads

up their own

and everyone else's

arses

because

we certainly

do not have

our shit together.

Now,

if I am able

to realize my own faults

then why do you

(general plural and singular

and in this I include myself along with

others)

think that I am not able

to hear you

While knowing myself to talk

enough senseless

self righteous

nonsense.