Idiocisms

 If people were paid for being stupid,

we would all be rich.

If stupidity was pandemic,

we would all be dead.

Two stupid people do not make 

a smart one; but, one smart person

may be too stupid for their

own good.

If stupidity was bliss,

we would be in heaven.

There are two things in which

Superman has no defense:

Kryptonite and stupidity.

Some gain wisdom through experience,

the rest of us gain stupidity

through the internet.

If stupidity was sexy,

nobody would be single.

"Only two things in life

are definite: death 

and taxes."

Whoever said that

did not factor in

stupidity.