Logical fallacies

 "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it,

does it make a sound?"

Yes.

 http://www.sci-news.com/biology/plants-ultrasonic-clicks-07895.html

 

And, of course,

the tree falling makes a sound as it moves through the atmosphere

followed by the tree hitting the ground.

 

Sound needs a medium.

 

If a tree falls where there is no atmosphere - a vacuum -

then it does not make a sound.

 

 

2. "If little Billy jumps off a bridge, are you going to do the same?"

 

If there is a fire, yes!

 

In the world of social media, almost everyone is jumping

"off  a bridge ."

3. "You think that you know everything, don't you?"

Far from it. 

4. "I know you are; but, what am I?"

I made a vow of silence to never expose your super stupidity

to other denizens of this planet. They would never be able to fathom such

depths of willing ignorance without the process causing their minds to

explode.