Saturday, July 11, 2020

Young scientist survives freak accident at CERN

(Reuters) (AP)
A young scientist was working on the atom smasher when a portal opened and a donkey appeared.

"We did not know what to do, " stated a colleague, " when all of the sudden the super collider turned on and fused them both together."

The scientists there went on to state that only the young worker was left and the donkey just seemed to vanish.

"We decided to check his health and put him through a few tests, "stated Professor Emeritus Eaton Oatmiel, "Well, now he's strong as a mule but he does everything half-assed."

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